Roeverian-Thanthai Hans Roever College,Peramabalur

Thursday, August 12, 2004

[roevermca1996] Market Tactics

Professor at IIMA explaining Market Tactics.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and  see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and   say

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You

get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to

her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag

after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry  me?"

That's Public Relations.

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband

That's Demand and supply gap.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say, "I am

very rich. Marry me!"

she turns her face towards you ------------

she is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share.

 

Regards

~Hari~


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