[roevermca1996] Good one.... When Indians Comes from US !
It's a good one. Try to read when you find time.
1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious. 3. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, s ays Seven oh Four Instead of
Seven Zero Four)
6. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
7. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
8. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
9. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"
12. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
13. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
14. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
15. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
16. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing
it for the first time.
17. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
18. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
19. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways
by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
20. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.
21. Ultimate one - Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..."
Thanks
Nambi
302-282-1173
1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious. 3. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, s ays Seven oh Four Instead of
Seven Zero Four)
6. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
7. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
8. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
9. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"
12. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
13. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
14. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
15. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
16. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing
it for the first time.
17. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
18. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
19. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways
by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
20. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.
21. Ultimate one - Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..."
Thanks
Nambi
302-282-1173
Thanks
Nambi S
Home: 302-356-1690
Mobile: 704-287-2025
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